I know it has been said hundreds of thousands of times by Harry Potter fans everywhere, but the Mauraders deserved better. Imagine being Lupin and watching your entire friend group die before they reach 40, only to die before you turn 40. One of his friends was killed by Voldemort, one was falsely imprisoned and villainized by the media, and the other turned over to the side of the Death Eaters. The trauma, drama, and absolute conflama of the Maurader's lives can sometimes be too much for me to…

Does anyone actually use Facebook anymore? I find myself asking that question every time I log in for work. And each time I'm surprised by the number of people sharing their boring thoughts and baby pics on the godforsaken social networking site. While there are a lot of people contributing to some solid “Weird Facebook” groups and themed meme pages, the most vocal characters on Zuckerburg's sinister brainchild are decidedly unfunny, bordering on unhinged. We're talking middle aged women who po…

Lea Michele can't read. At least that's what everybody has been aledging about the former Glee star for the past couple of years. The conspiracy theory began when a YouTuber made an hours-long conspiracy video documenting his theory that Lea Michele never learned to read. The illiteracy rumors have recently increased in popularity since Lea Michele was cast in the Broadway musical Funny Girl. She began her run as Fanny Brice on September 4th but sadly tested positive for COVID soon afterward, f…

Reddit has a mediocre reputation depending on who you ask. So many non-Redditors believe it's an absolute cesspool of the worst people with the worst opinions imaginable. I myself believed that before I made my account. Those who've never taken a dip into the waters of Reddit themselves need to know that it's just like any social media in that you need to curate your feed. Facebook, Twitter, TikTok: every one of these places can be either a pleasant walk in the park or hell on earth, depending…

It's time

Q3 fatigue

Dream job

It's nearly impossible to know what the hell was going through the minds of the people who first started creating internet memes . Chances are that it was something incredibly dumb. Still, we've got to hand it to them, and thank them, for sharing all that sweet, sweet stupidity with the world, because now we all have a great reason to be staring at our phones all the time, even when no one wants to text us. Not that we really needed more excuses. While memes are generally an enjoyable way of pa…

A treasure chest of memes!

There are truly memes about absolutely everything. It's kind of like Rule 34 , except…a mostly cleaner phenomenon. For example, I just searched Google for “memes about itchy buttcracks” and there are at least thirty memes about this cringey topic. If I search “meme about dropping ice cream” there's a similar wealth of examples. While there may be memes about everything, not everything is worthy of its own meme listicle. We have to be choosy. And today we're choosing to share memes about the unp…

Clearly our fears have shifted

It feels like more and more adults are realizing that ADHD might be the real reason they spent years of struggling to focus, complete tasks, and maintain relationships. Everyone gets distracted sometimes, especially when the internet is pummeling your attention span on a daily basis, but attention deficit and hyperactivity is debilitating on a whole other level. Whether you struggle with ADHD or know someone who does, you'll likely appreciate these relatable memes that paint a picture of what l…

Yup, it's Patagucci

When I got my period I was devastated. I tried to keep it a secret from my parents for as long as possible, wadding up toilet paper and placing it in my underwear like a crude sanitary napkin. That didn't work for long. Soon I was frantically checking my chair for stains, living in fear of getting busted and mocked by my classmates , who already thought I was a total weirdo because I wasn't allowed to wear bras. Middle school was…not my favorite time. Anyway. I was convinced that my parents wou…

It's good to be self-aware, but sometimes I'd like to just be oblivious—is that so much to ask for??

Dinosaurs might have gone extinct, but Dino memes are forever.