Dinner starts at 9? Yah, I won't be there

Oh, is it 4am again?

Life is short. It's often cruel and thankless, as well. I, for one, spend many an evening staring at my tv, exhausted from my work, wondering what the point is. It does feel pointless, though, doesn't it? Slog along making next to no money so that some person who is already richer than I'll ever be can make even more of it? Not the most enjoyable situation. That's why we like to take healthy breaks whenever possible. Breaks that allow us to pursue our interests, to pursue stuff that makes us la…

"They get prep after watching the tape and they don’t have to k!ll Sadako/Samara, just survive her attacks."

There's a reason when somebody says they like Avatar, you know they're talking about Avatar The Last Airbender . Even if you ask to clarify “which Avatar," it's just an

Come again?

The pronunciations...

Gilderoy Lockhart is one of the funniest characters in the entire Wizarding World. He's one of those goofy, incompetent, largely unimportant fake-out villains that could've only come out of the first couple of books. It is such a wonder how this man even got hired at this school. Professor Quirrell, I get it. He's a socially awkward guy who happens to have Voldemort on the back of his head, but at least he knows the basic tenants of magic! Lockhart is worse at magic than 12-year-old kids who ha…

Get to work

Who knows how we did it, but once again we find ourselves at beginning of a brand new week. The days and dates might be arbitrary markers, but the whole annoying situation of being alive certainly is not. It is very important to find ways to make everything more bearable, and that is where the beautiful business of memes comes in. Few things brighten the endless slog of existence like a super-sized serving of extra dumb humor , so why not take a scroll through this latest offering? It's all ove…

Mamma mia

We're not asking for much, all we want is Heelys, MSN, Scooby Doo and a Tamagotchi.

Paging all history nerds! It should come as no surprise to any of our readers that we consider ourselves history (meme) buffs. We take great pleasure in serving up jokes that use the past as a punchline. The past, however, is a pretty broad designation of time. So we generally mix up memes that cover the horrors of World War II with the bizarre mindsets of the Medieval ages. These historical memes , however, are just a wee bit more specific than our usual galleries - and they are sure to please…

You never know what's in there

That warm fuzzy feeling

It’s been one whole week since we’ve been taken out of Mercury in retrograde , and I am so relieved. I feel so much better than I did before, and I don’t even know why. I really shouldn’t pretend to be an astrology expert when I fully am not one, but I can’t help it! It’s just too much fun. Whenever I meet girls at the bar, they ask me my sun, moon, and rising sign, and I tell them “ Libra Sun, Taurus Moon, and Scorpio Rising '' without any hesitation. Then they tell me theirs, and we both earn…