Frogs are not only one of the greatest animals in the entire animal kingdom, they're also the stars of some of the most legendary memes of the 2010s. One cannot communicate with words the legendary status Pepe the frog held in 2015. There were art kids at my high school who made a giant recreation of Pepe out of tape and carried him around throughout their day. There were full-tilt custody battles over the physical manifestation of a meme in his prime. What a legend. Around the same time period…

If you are a young Gen Z, your vocabulary is probably rotted because of your exposure to the internet. Trust me, I would know. The way I speak has so man colloquialisms you'd think I was a character written by a boomer for the expressed purpose of making fun of young people. I say words like stun, werk, and fierce as if I was a robot programmed to do so. Friends have told me that because they hang out with me, they've started accidentally calling people “gorg” in corporate environments, much to…

No generation can mock us because we have accepted the cringe—NOW, WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!

Eye watering

They can't let Mexico have all the fun.

Don't get me started on Wingstop!

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We're not equipped

Get off that high horse, y'all.

Back to school season is finally upon us! That means parents get the whole day to lay around and do nothing before their kids come home, right? If only. School is one of the main reasons people don't see parenting as a full time job. Nobody except parents know how much time it takes to drop kids off at school, go grocery shopping, clean the house, manage their kids affairs, pay the bills, pick kids up from school, drive them to their activities, make dinner, pick them up from their activities a…

What on earth

Every week we go on about how crazy of a place Twitter is. A meeting of the minds, if you can call it that. There are people from all over the country, and all over the world, flocking together to talk about current events, internet drama, celebrities, and (of course) politics. Everyone from precocious 13-year-olds to 85-year-old celebrities seems to be into the site/app. Because of that, there are an awful lot of interesting stories to be found floating around the abyss. And every now and then…

Anyone who doesn't think that Halloween is the best holiday is clearly lying to themselves. Halloween has something for every age: kids get to Trick or Treat, teens go to haunted houses & watch scary movies, and adults get to party the night away. The consistency across all ages during Halloween is that you get to transform into something else through the power of costuming. What could be more novel than that? Christmas is fun…for the kids. I'd say about 75% of the things I hear about Christmas…

Last week my hairdresser was snipping my tresses and suddenly asked me if I was Italian . The question was incredibly flattering to this Italophile who worships everything from their food and film to their disco. Unfortunately, my identity is better reflected by this tweet from a Twitter friend of mine:

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Please try to refrain from eating your wicker furniture...