One of the most prominent stereotypes about parents is that once someone has kids, something shifts in their brain that makes them feel like the most esoteric bearer of ancient, once unknown knowledge. They smugly remark on how different the world looks now that they've got kids, implying that they've got something far more important in their lives than anything a childless person could be doing. Although I understand how annoying this can be for those on the receiving end of these takes, I kin…

Twitter Blue has arrived

Comment sections are never safe from the Internet's humor, even on a police department's Facebook page.

The dangers of compulsive procrastination are just one of the many sad realities of being a 21st-century person with excruciating first-world problems, no matter how much you try to fight them. Although the majority of us can admit to being unhappy almost every day, it's considered rude to whine about your troubles when, in comparison, you're actually pretty damn fortunate. Unfortunately, we are unable to help you permanently overcome the urge to completely disregard the obligations and tasks t…

Uh oh

She got more than she bargained for

I have only quit a job once in my life, and technically I was still training. I was thrown into the fire at a West Village seafood restaurant, which has since closed, and left to burn. At the time, the only bartending experience I had was pouring wine into the glasses of elderly customers. They decided to train be by having me be the sole bartender on a Friday night service. Needless to say, it didn't go well. I walked out. Despite my experience, it's pretty rare to hear about someone up and qu…

Emotional Support Memes

This incredibly rude Karen tangled with a customer service manager who had the authority to terminate her and her husband's lease. When she lost her mind, they lost their lease and their business instead.

If you don't have any idea what the hell a Warhammer 40,000 is, I urge you to close your browser immediately and forget all about it. The following memes are not for you. On the other hand, if you're simply curious to learn about a new, super niche corner of the gaming world, I'll gladly offer up a bit of context. Warhammer 40,000 is a miniature wargame that was first released way back in 1987. Using collectable miniature models (often hand-painted by hardcore fans), players role play epic batt…

Now there's a Toy Story.

I'd rather be napping right now...

That wasn't it

People. They're awful. They're truly awful. But you know what isn't? Plants . Plants are known for making your house and garden look nicer. But did you know that plants can actually reduce a human's stress levels? And if you want to put a lush bunch of plants all over your office, tell your supervisor that they genuinely increase productivity and enhance one's attitude in the workplace. Even if many of you are already aware of the many scientific advantages of keeping plants, we could go on and…

So evil

“This is how seriously society should take Taylor Swift.”