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Happy Tuesday to all the Lord of the Rings fans who spend time on this godforsaken site. Hopefully those of you who are in the Northeast are staying warm now that the season has reared its ugly head. This week I'm looking forward to a trip north to Vermont, a state that has no shortage of untouched natural beauty. When I'm in the middle of a lush, bird-filled forest or trekking through a seemingly endless field, I can't help but imagine myself in Middle-earth. I may even go as far as to press m…

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Here at Memebase we're very open about our intense love for actor and comedian Danny DeVito . The portly Italian has graced our screens for over forty years, and from Taxi to It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia , we've loved it all. But being awesome on-screen isn't all the man's good for. In fact, some of his offscreen stunts, both wholesome and funny, probably trump some of those roles. In this video, our friends from Cracked take a closer look at these hilarious and heartwarming moments.

This military audio engineer was told by an outranking Sergeant Major that their help wasn't necessary for setting up a VIP ceremony. They did as they were told and "f-ed off" which led to the ceremony being a disaster.

Ever wonder why billionaire Jeff Bezos is hated by an awful lot of people in the world ? Well, it probably has something to do with the fact that is known for stiffing his hard workers, making the robot takeover seem like an imminent possibility, and for, like, going to space. He's just way too freaking rich, and as is the case with most people, this makes for some cringe and clueless behavior. Jeff Bezos may be a billionaire intent on conquering the world, but he's also just a sad, cringe dude…

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Listen, I know that TikTok might appear to be the work of pure evil for the uninitiated. After all, any social media platform primarily populated by teenagers is bound to include some insane hot takes that possibly should've never seen the light of day. I do think that young people, particularly minors on TikTok, need to learn that it's okay not to share graphic and insanely personal details about their lives online. In fact, I might even highly recommend they not do that. Your middle school co…

It is normal to ask yourself occasionally, “does my job contribute anything substantive to society?” When I worked as a security guard at my college's library, I would have to watch unattended items on the security camera to make sure they weren't stolen. After almost a year of working at these libraries and countless hours watching footage of unattended laptops sitting on a table, I never saw an item get stolen. Never! Not once! My watching it had no positive impact whatsoever. That really mad…

I've only seen one episode of the latest season of The Boys . And it was pretty damn insane, which is saying a lot about a show that revels in gratuitous violence and (thankfully) humor. The show's critical depiction of Marvel-esque superhero worship has a nice chunk of the binge-watching population in it the palm of its hand. And while a lot of it is thanks to the aforementioned violence and wit, there's something to be said about the character development. Every character is pretty complex, b…

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