It's Thanksgiving, and you know what that means? It's time to eat some seasonally appropriate food like turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and cranberry sauce! It's so interesting that most of us eat the same thing for Thanksgiving every year. Imagine what Thanksgiving would be like if we drank mashed potato-flavored wine instead of red wine. What if we stuffed the bird with baked beans? What if, instead of slicing congealed cranberry sauce from a can, we sliced congealed gravy? Unfortunately,…

You survived thanksgiving and deserve all the memes for it.

This humble redditor's tale of retail hell has it all—the entitled Karen who makes demands minutes before closing and leaves a nasty review when she doesn't get her way. The unreasonable boss who expects the employee to do the work of ten people but chews them out if they log even 15 minutes of overtime. And the triumphant workers who show their boss the meaning of malicious compliance .

Roll for memes.

Y'all. Is anyone else hungover and/or just weary from the Thanksgiving festivities ? I didn't know if I was going to make it home. There's something about this holiday (and maybe it's the turkey) that ends in complete exhaustion. Sure, it could be the booze. But why were we drinking in the first place? To be able to cope with the constant badgering about when I'm gonna pop a kid out? Or to deal with hearing your aunt talk about how amazing your cousin is, all the money he makes, and how he's th…

Safety First.

I will be honest, the extent of my exposure to professional wrestling is quite limited. It includes the episode of Project Runway where the designers have to make outfits for female professional wrestlers. The ladies' expressions and presentation on the runway were so campy and ridiculous that it made Michael Kors burst into uncontrollable laughter. That interaction really captures the spirit of wrestling: the girls that get it, get it, and the girls that don't, don't. Some people can't accept…

I'll take dino nuggets over Turkey any day!

In honor of Tim Burton's new 'Wednesday Addams' series on Netflix.

Just why

Happy Thanksgiving, parents! Today might not be the most leisurely parenting day of the year, but I believe you all will get through it. You're about to enter prime “threatening your kids with Santa” season, and I support you all the way. Nothing will whip a kid into shape better than their fear of the naughty list.

The ancient art of not giving a darn.

Because how can you possibly enjoy a festive feast without knowing which Hogwarts house you're in?

Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate in November. Thanksgiving is a day of happiness for some - namely our older family members. My family likes to do that whole thing where 30 of us sit in a circle and share what we're thankful for. The moment is one I dread. How the hell do I come up with something even remotely gratitude-adjacent when I feel like life simply sucks? It's a challenge, to be sure. But that moment isn't the only one I dread. I dread having to talk about whatever it is I was…

There were questions

We all know who the real MVP of Thanksgiving dinner is: Mashed Potatoes