I have a question for the agora: how did The United States manage to mess up so badly by naming American football the exact same thing as actual football? I find this to be a grave oversight on our part, and I'd like to know who is responsible. Why would you name a brand new sport after a sport that already existed? Why didn't they just call American football American rugby? There are so many questions here. The thing about soccer is that you actually use your foot on the ball . That's why it i…

Halloween is almost upon us, and as a thirty-something with low energy, I'm not as excited as I used to be. In the days of yore, I would get together with friends and start planning our costumes months in advance, down to our footwear. Whether or not we ended up looking good was another story, but my god - we were enthusiastic, and we were prepared. These days I'm left trying to find a two-hour window to fetch some facial hair from Spirit Halloween , and struggling to do so. It's a rough life.…

We're an army, better yet a navy, better yet, crazy—RiRi memes in the air!

It's almost Halloween, so 'tis the season. Watch (and learn?) as “Doctor” Jordan Breeding uses Your Brain on Cracked to discuss the ubiquity of zombie strippers, google searches, old ass deer hitting cars, and head slides in horror movies.

Have you ever felt like a plastic bag or a meme?

I'm gonna need a good lager beer to drown out the day's woes guys.

You've gotta hand it to frogs and toads. It's well known that it is not easy being green. So why is it so damn easy to scroll through a bunch of dumb and wholesome frog memes ? It's true that the meme world tends to favor cats and dogs, and though we do love a good cheems meme, our amphibious friends kind of get the shaft where meme attention is concerned. And we're not okay with that. So it's time to show some love to our favorite froggy critters. These memes and posts are just a taste of the…

People were unhappy at partnerships in general this week.

These are not the owns they think they are.

It's frozen!?

Roll for memes.

Don't stress—your kids will still love you even after you secretly throw away some of their art.

Don't tell King Charles

It's not a phase

Swipe left, swipe right, either way the odds are not in your favor.

You guys remember 'RIP Harambe?' We're trying to forget it.