It is said that an elephant never forgets. That much was kind of proven to be true after that Indian elephant trampled a woman not once - but twice - and destroyed her home. It's widely believed to be an act of elephant revenge, which occurs more than one might think. If you thought they were all Dumbo or Jungle Book, you thought wrong. This revelation is just one of many slightly disturbing (and maybe a little cool) animal facts that we've recently learned. Many of these freaky nuggets of info…

The state of LinkedIn is grim

New year, same hours

Taking things literally

Read the room

Get me outta here.

Gotta make it work

This may surprise some of you, but Facebook used to be a glimmering utopia for meme lovers, especially meme enthusiasts with an affection for strange humor. We called it “Weird Facebook,” and for years the meme communities were thriving. Then Instagram took off and the boomers took over, leaving many of the prolific and niche Facebook meme groups collecting dust. While the convenience of scrolling through (and the joy of running) Instagram shitposting accounts is nothing to be scoffed at, we ki…

Wring yourself out

Teachers are some of the most harshly criticized groups of professionals out there. Everyone has their own idea about how teachers should do their job, but so few of them could do even half of what teachers do every day. So many parents expect teachers to be able to fix everything that's wrong with their bad kids and try to place the blame anywhere but on themselves. All of this criticism can get exhausting. At most jobs, employees only have a couple of supervisors, but teachers have administra…

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the perfect joke doesn't exi—(put a finger down if you've heard this one before). That's it. That's the tweet. Not the joke we deserve, but the joke that we need. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. Sometimes the internet feels like a bunch of bots regurgitating the same tired jokes ad nauseam in every comment section known to man. Whether it's out of irony or not, it doesn't matter. It's not funny. Cut it out! If you're on the same page, then you'll pr…

Jump into the meme stream

So gross

FIGHT!

Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together. Or what tears us apart, depending on who you're asking. As a millennial whose number of married friends keeps increasing, it's hard not to think about the greatest commitment of all time (besides a life sentence). It's true that the marriage rate is declining in the United States, but maybe that's because people are actually making the choice to spend their lives with another person pretty damn seriously. That uptick of married friends? Well, none…

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