He truly recognizes the gravity of what he's been gifted, as he should.

What an iconic rodent!

A free meal is a free meal

Secure the carabiners

In the debate of Marvel vs. DC comics, I feel like most of the world has agreed that Marvel is the superior IP. Even the most DC pilled person can admit that they have a much larger variety of heroes than DC has. The foundational units of DC are Batman and Superman, but mostly Batman. Personally, I can't help feeling inclined towards DC based on the strength of the Batman brand alone. One of my favorite things about Batman are his villains. Gotham City has no shortage of weird guys and girls wh…

Do you take your whole 30 minutes?

When I was a kid, I was obsessed with Creepypastas. Many of the most famous creepypastas originated on the Something Awful forum, where people would share their craziest “true” horror stories. People tried their hardest to create the most believable and terrifying scary stories, usually starring their own original monster. The most recognizable Creepypasta protagonists include Slenderman and Jeff The Killer, but one of my favorite Creepypastas was called 'Abandoned By Disney .' In 'Abandoned By…

Most posts are a dime a dozen. You see hundreds of posts every day, but few have much staying power within your consciousness. However, there are those rare post that through being shared over and over again, have attained a legendary status. These posts vary from unknowingly hilarious tweets made by nobodies to utterly insane insults crafted by the most creative minds. So many people want to create a hit post, but very few of us have skills to do so intentionally. Most of the time, the best po…

It's been a really rough week, you deserve to buy those shoes

Everyone and we mean everyone , deserves the distinct privilege of mindlessly messing about every once in a while. In fact, we believe the people of the world have the collective right to give our tedious routines the middle finger when possible. To procrastinate and fritter away our time to our heart's content. You know, to turn on the TV while that agonizingly dull conference call is dragging on forever and you're conveniently on mute. To ignore the too-late text from your hard-assed boss who…

F for Effort

Sometime life really do be feeling like a 'Jackass' movie...

Plus, y'all already know who Topher is.

People come and go, but memes will always be there for you. When none of your pals can make it to your birthday party, memes will be there for you. When your coworkers forget to invite you to happy hour though you asked them a bunch of times if they were up to anything after work, memes will be there for you. When your girlfriend leaves you for some guy and then you tell your best friend and he confesses to you that “some guy” was him the whole time, memes will be there for you. When your paren…

They're almost believable

"Remember in 1997 when Brad Pitt was just minding his own business and Shania Twain dropped a country diss track about how he don't impress her?"