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The Mouse loves memes

For all the reasons that we love the internet (passing the time, learning about niche subjects, things we can't mention here if we want monetization), there are just as many reasons we hate it. First of all, it's addictive - even for people that use it all day for work. But most of all, the Internet is frustrating. There's so much to be gained by the wealth of knowledge on the world wide web, as well as the incredible platforms that give voices to marginalized voices, or connect loved ones who…

Silliness is one of the most important qualities a person can have. Nobody likes someone who is super serious 99% of the time. I feel like I'm at my silliest when I'm doing childish activities . For example, my family and I saw the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in person this year. I had never really loved watching it on TV because I was more of a dog show person, but when I saw those giant balloons with my own two eyes, my inner child was freaking out. Every time I saw a new balloon peeking a…

Werner Herzog a** babies

Can't argue with that

Don't let the boredom win

Enter, Dragonborn.

Delicious

Why let your bundle of joy drive you nuts when you can just take a quick break with funny relatable parenting memes??

Purrfect

Listen, everyone knows the big bad virus of 2020 was not a good thing. We don't need to explain to anyone why, even today, it remains a very bad thing. Still, that doesn't mean many people didn't benefit from the nationwide lockdown in unexpected ways. For example, millions of office-based workers realized that working from home not only saved them tons of money on commuting costs, it unlocked some free time they so desperately needed. Introverts in particular probably thrived more than others,…

Spot on

Well, if he wasn't going to be remembered as Carrot Boy before, he certainly is now; there's no walking it back from this one, folks. As commenters have suggested, if he had merely approached the conversation as if it was an old inside joke rather than something that he was harboring deep resentment over, he could have won his old classmates over and finally been rid of his demons in one swift stroke. Instead, the monkey's paw has curled—and the prophecy comes to pass. He is now, and forever wi…

The United States of America is known for many things. Among them are intolerance, the plague of obesity, Disney, all the obese people at Disney, and, last but not least, cowboys. If we're being totally honest, only a couple of those things make for good memes . And we're not talking about fat-shaming people who want to get married with Mickey and Minnie. For years we've idealized and even idolized the cattle herders of American ranches. While the characters may be a bit less "en vogue" than in…

"If you're depressed and you know it, do nothing. If you're depressed and you know it, do nothing. If you're depressed and you know it, and you really wanna show it, if you're depressed and you know it, do nothing." Oh — oh…. I didn't see you there. I'm so sorry you had to hear that. Sometimes when I'm feeling bad I change songs to make them reflect my current mood, which at the moment, is quite negative. When I'm feeling negative I also tend to sink into a couch vortex, scrolling through memes…