The only gift I can afford is friendship

It's finally time for teachers to take a load off. It seems like this semester has been rough for everyone, and every teacher who taught this fall needs a well-deserved break to catch up on their sleep. So many people give teachers crap about having a summer and a winter break . They think that because their office job is all year long, they must work harder than anyone who gets a considerable period of time off. What those people don't know is that teachers have to spend a lot of their breaks…

Hey, you. You're finally awake.

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and a shitposter whether their meme is OC. All three are going to lie to you. We always welcome a resurgence of a classic meme , and the internet's latest revival of the “never ask” meme is revealing all sorts of dark details about the backstories of famous people . The internet never forgets. We've included a bit of context for each meme to save you from going on a googling frenzy.

They're a lot

Some people are one bad day away from wearing a Santa suit under all of their clothes to comfort themselves

Pay people fairly

Nothing but respect for this guy

Do you ever stop and take the time to think about memes? I mean, really think about them. It's kind of surreal how memes just exploded onto the scene. I remember a time before I was sharing memes with friends , but I can't tell you exactly when it was. Way back then I spent all my allotted internet time on Neopets and MySpace instead of collecting shitposts for my friends and the likes of you. I would play Sissyfight and sneak into chat rooms and talk to peers who were probably, in actuality, b…

I don't think I'm the drama...

So many job postings list very strange requirement for applying. Sometimes they're innocuous, like jobs that anyone could learn in 3 days needing applicants with 3-5 years of full time working experience. Other instances are shadier, like when jobs that require no manual labor whatsoever need employees who have the ability to life 30-50 pounds. That was a requirement for my job as a library security guard. The heaviest thing I had to lift in that job was a walkie talkie. It's far less socially…

Purr

Here at Memebase we recognize that there is a demand for mostly-basic and very relatable memes . And there's really nothing wrong with that. That said, we have to admit that after years of scrolling through that simple and easily-consumed content, we tend to appreciate the weirder memes a little more. Memes that might be incredibly surreal, or even completely nonsensical. Memes that make you scratch your head, or even weird you out. And, of course, memes that are ever so slightly offensive. We'…

Positively agonizing.

This one is for all the brainiacs out there.

I don't know if any social media will ever die yet live on so positively in people's memories as Vine has. The iconic quotes from Vine (I don't even have to list them for you to know them) have stayed within the internet cultural consciousness for years since the social media platform's untimely death seems to be emblematic of an internet culture lost to time. As much as I tolerate TikTok , I don't know if that app's trends will age as well as the late Vines. I'm nostalgic for the 2019 TikTok t…