Twitte may be an absolute cesspool of political drama, porn , and general stupidity But sometimes people (who are a hell of a lot funnier than we will ever be) decide to bless the site with their savage wit and clever quips. This year may have been rough on the website, but we're here to celebrate the people who continued to give their tweets (and their followers) their all, right through 2022's arguably bitter end.

“Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot and auld lang syne?” To that question, I say, “no.” This auld acquaintance song used to be the quintessential New Years Eve tune

"Glub Glub" -Fish

Ever scroll through Instagram for so long that your soul starts to fill with dread? You're not alone. Facebook's extensive internal research showed that Instagram makes body image issues worse for one in three teenage girls. In September, the Wall Street Journal reported on Facebook's research and the data lays bare what we all knew was true deep down. Still, even those acutely aware that Instagram poisons the mind with FOMO and insecurity continue to use the app. At some point, a precedent was

I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

What does it mean to be funny? I have been told I'm funny on occasion. Whenever I say a little quip or joke socially, it tends to get a laugh. I may or may not have devoted the last six years of my life to doing comedy and trying to be the funniest person I can possibly be. But does that all mean that I'm funny? It's a very subjective thing. One person might think I'm literally the funniest person alive, and another might think that I couldn't be more unfunny . Comedy is not objective, and that…

You've seen the memes, but where does the “ trolley problem ” come from? The trolley problem is a famous thought experiment in virtue ethics first conceptualized by philosophers Philippa Foot and Judith Jarvis Thomson between 1967 and 1976. There are many variations of the trolley problem, though most share a common dilemma: do you kill one person to save a larger number? Do you kill or let die? The simplest form of the trolley problem goes something like this, according to Merriam-Webster : “Y…

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As we dive into the autumnal season, many people are excited about the approach of Halloween . While I enjoy dressing up and partying as much as the next person, fall just makes me dread Thanksgiving. Dry turkey aside, as a woman who is approaching the end of child-bearing age, Thanksgiving promises a host of older relatives asking me when my partner and are going to have children. And as broke New Yorkers, one of whom is in graduate school, that's not happening any time soon, if ever. We're pe…

'I was the only one who didn't receive a gift.'

2023 is my year

Thirteen years after James Cameron's ambitious Avatar was released, people are finally getting to enjoy (or rag on) the film's long-awaited sequel, Avatar: The Way of Water. The film, which reunites us with the friendly and unfriendly faces of Jake Sully, Neytiri Sully (did she take his name?) and Colonel Quaritch cost a whopping 250 million dollars to make. It's already raked in almost a billion dollars since its release - an impressive number to be sure. Figures like this always get us wonder…

Do you want memes ? Well, let me tell you, you're going to get them. There's nothing more annoying than going on a Facebook page to find memes and finding nothing of the sort. Sure, these public groups with thousands of followers might have some memes, but mostly they have a whole bunch of nonsense. Sorry, Karen, nobody wants to see your seasonal recipe on a meme page! Why did some teen post 30 images of their bad digital art here? Is there nowhere sacred to just look for memes anymore? Actuall…

It's so evil, yet SO hilarious...

Relationship problems that set off red flags

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