Remember a time before comic book movies were popular? Yeah, me neither. If the past ten years are any indicator, the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the DC Cinematic doo-doo pile are here to stay. But what if Marvel and DC and everybody else were honest about how they make their dumb comic book movies? Roger Horton investigates.

Counting down the days until Scream VI!

Who will win: one petty supervisor with a bad attitude or a worker with all the leverage in the world? In this episode of Malicious Compliance, u/fire_me_anytime tells the tale of “Bobby,” an indispensable CNC machinist who, for some reason, was the only guy in the entire crew who knew how to make an essential (and super expensive) part of the company's product. Can you guess what happened when Bobby's supervisor decided to flex a muscle he didn't have and smugly serve him a demerit slip for be…

It is said that variety is the spice of life. Unfortunately, my life is bland as hell. It reminds me of all those annoying memes about how white people don't season their food. Just so you know, I do season my food , but I also spend most of my time at a sterile desk in a mind-numbing open office plan, wondering when I will be free from this incredibly boring cyclical hell. I could quit my job, but listen. I've got a couple fussy cats to feed. And I wouldn't dare do that to them. So instead of…

Plus, the return of the best of Bri'ish.

Knitting and crocheting are some of the coolest hobbies somebody can have. Unlike joining adult sports leagues or endlessly consuming TV shows, you actually have something to show for your hobby when you knit or crochet. The amount of granny squares, beer coolers, or scarves you can gift your friends and family means that you will never have to buy a real present again. There's something so uniquely fulfilling about creating something with your own hands that can rarely be replicated in any oth…

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There is nothing like feeling refreshed. There are so many ways to feel a little fresher. I personally like to guzzle down a bottle of lemon-lime flavored Gatorade to get those sweet, sweet electrolytes up. Now that's what I call refreshment. I also enjoy taking a shower and changing the sheets on my bed to give myself a fresh feeling. There truly is nothing like it. When you're in school, being “fresh” or rather a “freshman” is often not

Roll for memes.

I think it's safe to assume that offering legal representation to a member of your family who is divorcing another member of your family is a pretty obvious conflict of interest. That didn't stop u/redpanda891 's brother-in-law, who thought it would be just fine to take her ex-husband as a client. Not only that, but he had the nerve to advise her to stay married to avoid “losing a lot” in the divorce.

The Batmobile, but for paranoid suburbanites!

If you had a universal remote you were GOD.

This volunteer firefighter was threatened to be fired while attending a fire.

Ha ha, funny

More like zerotonin.

Quiet reading time