Hello, party people, Lord of the Rings geeks, and lovers of internet humor. We come bearing great news. You can stop whatever it is you're doing and celebrate because we've made it to everyone's favorite day of the week. That's right, it's Tolkien Tuesday . If you know, you know, but if you're a Tolkien Tuesday virgin, then prepare yourself for an extra dank collection of all the best Lord of the Rings memes the internet has to offer. If you haven't seen the films? Well, that's a crime that can…

Happy Wedding Season? I don't think it's really wedding season, but it's wedding season for me because I'm about to go to the very first wedding of someone my own age. I thought I might be freaked out that one of my high school friends is about to get hitched, but I'm doing nothing of the kind. If I were a Christian 22-year-old who had been with my boyfriend for 6 years, there's no way I wouldn't be lining up at the altar at press time. The worst things about weddings (according to my friend wh…

I am a Southerner, but I'm kind of not a Southerner. If you ask a Northerner, they'd probably say I'm a Southerner because I'm from Texas. However, ask a Southerner or a Texan, and they'll probably be singing a different tune. Even though I'm technically not a Southerner, growing up in Texas gave me many quintessential Southern experiences . If anyone tells me that they think 90-degree weather is hot, it takes a lot for me to keep my mouth shut. I am also a fierce lover of chicken fried steak.…

Woof

People on LinkedIn are famously insufferable. Wannabe career influencers and dubious entrepreneurs love posting cringe to the site, and while we scoff at it, sometimes it's hard to look away. The tired soliloquies that glorify the grind, the heinous harping about how if you just hustle now you'll enjoy life later. There's no better place to watch a person publicly lick the system's proverbial boot. While the pro-work nonsense does get tedious, every now and then there's a LinkedIn post that add…

Teachers are some of the most harshly criticized groups of working professionals out there. Everyone has their own idea about how teachers should do their job, and few of them could do even half of what teachers do daily. So many parents expect teachers to be able to fix everything that's wrong with their bad kids and try to place the blame anywhere but on themselves. All of this criticism can get exhausting. At most jobs, employees only have a couple of supervisors, but teachers have administr…

My goodness. It really has been a year or two. Honestly, maybe it's more like three. Whatever the case, time is moving quickly, and not in a fun speedy way but in a frantic upsetting way. Maybe it's because as we get older, time starts to feel as though it's moving faster. But, ya know, it could also just be our old friend “crippling depression ” that makes a thick fog of the days, weeks, months and years. While some people are snapping back into place after the pandemic, I still can't help but…

Across the board

Bzzzzzz.

Adulting isn't as fun as we thought it would be.

Firing an employee right after they hand in their two weeks notice is probably the least professional thing a boss can do in that situation, and that's exactly what happened to redditor u/Brilliant-Parking359, whose boss ended up screwing himself over by firing his employee right after they quit. u/Brilliant-Parking359 still had the company truck in their possession, and bossman expected OP to drive three hours to deliver the truck even after he'd told OP to ‘f*** off.’ Needless to say, OP did…

Oddly satisfying

I don't believe in the divine rights of kings, but I do believe in the divine rights of memes.

Welcome to the good old kingdom of classical art memes.

The Super Bowl is only two weeks away, and we finally know who will play in the big game. The Kansas City Chiefs will go head-to-head against the Philadelphia Eagles at State Farm Stadium in Arizona. The Chiefs won the Super Bowl in 2019, and The Eagles won for the first time in 2017. This information might sound a bit basic to you real sports fans out there, but I'm here to educate my fellow ignorant slobs. My family has not had a great go about it with Super Bowl victories. My mom's a Bears f…

When I was applying for jobs, I was a bit skeptical of any company that asked me to take a personality test before the interview. I understand wanting to hire somebody with good vibes, but isn't that what the multiple rounds of interviews are for? You would think companies might do such a test to understand someone's temperament and working style to ensure they're suitable for this position. That, unfortunately, is not usually the purpose. Although it's quite shady, many jobs that use "personal…