Maybe he should pay him more? Just a thought

It really is true that variety is the spice of life. If you get too much of a good thing, life can get pretty damn boring pretty damn fast. It's like mom used to say: If every day was like Christmas (or your birthday) it would lose its charm. That can definitely apply to memes as well. If we start to see tons and tons of wholesome memes , it often makes us feel more contempt for humanity - which pretty much defeats the purpose of the wholesomeness. Similarly, when every meme in a gallery is of…

The boy who lived is going to be a father! Life is imitating art right now because it was confirmed that Daniel Radcliffe and his longtime girlfriend are expecting a baby! Hopefully, he won't give this infant a name like “Albus Severus Potter," but I trust him not to be as foolish as the actual Harry Potter. If there's any actor that I'm rooting for, it's Daniel Radcliffe. That man gave his childhood to us, leading the Harry Potter movies with impressive skill at such a young age. I'm stoked th…

2 + 2 = jerk

Examples of guys being dudes

How much wine is too much wine ? That is a difficult question for people just beginning to drink out of a glass instead of straight from the bottle. I drank my wine directly from the bottle throughout college. I love strawberry Barefoot wine from the corner store, and nobody could stop me! Even when I had enough dignity to put this drink in a cup, I did not use a wine glass. I would pour a bunch of wine into a little plastic cup and have a swell night of libations and merriment. Now that I'm an…

Making money moves

If you watched the Best Picture this year, you know that one of the best animals in the animal kingdom got a starring role. Everything Everywhere All At Once featured a gag where a 'Remy the rat' esque raccoon went under a chef's hat, and his name was Raccacoonie. Imagine what kind of movie Ratatouille would have been if a raccoon was running the show. Raccoons had already gotten a star-making moment in children's animation around that time, with one starring in the middling DreamWorks comedy,…

An ethical dilemma

Improve! Grow! Memes!

Hi. I need to admit something. I'm… I'm a millennial . My browser history may not betray this fact, but the truth is that I am living in a van down by the river. I live in poverty because I spent so much of my hard-earned salary on avocado toast and expensive cold brew. Just kidding. I don't live in a van down by the river, but I do live in a really shitty apartment in the most expensive city in the world. Despite my resistance to avocado toast, my salary doesn't really do enough for me to have…

The New York City subway may seem like a luxurious convenience to residents of cities with a lack of public transportation, but the convenience is nearly outweighed by the unpleasantries that come with it. There are constant signal malfunctions and delays that make a person perpetually late to their destination. Then there are the rats that seem to run the tunnels and the strange rivers of dirty water that seem to be perpetually flowing down the G line. I'd be remiss not to mention the scent of…

Oh great and powerful deities, hear my plea! I humbly present to you this collection of random memes and tweets gathered from the far corners of the internet. These artifacts of human creativity and humor are but small offerings to your boundless wisdom and majesty. Within this collection, you will find a myriad of images and words, each one crafted with care and shared among countless souls seeking laughter and joy. Some may bring a slight smile to your lips, others may elicit a hearty belly l…

Feel the burn

WTF

The John Wick films have been a pretty wild and bloody ride. And with last week's release of J ohn Wick: Chapter 4, fans are having to say goodbye to a beloved hero. The reluctance to bid this iconic character adieu is a testament to the cult status of Chad Stahelski's films, just like the fact that Chapter 4 pulled a whopping $73.5 million in its opening weekend. As someone who contributed to that $73.5 million, I have to say, the goodbye is bittersweet. While it's hard to say that the film is…