Behold

These throwback millennial memes will have you feeling like bomb dot com again.

1. Forget about the ones at gas stations

I'm always lying when I say "no worries"

I didn't ask to be a half-blood

Meeting new people is often incredibly awkward and demeaning. Not all of us are Mrs. Peacock from the Clue movie based on the bestselling board game. When she's introduced to a group of new and unfamiliar people in Mr. Boddy's mansion, she monologues, "Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess; it's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time to get acquainted. So I'…

I'm not shy about loving dogs . I grew up surrounded by them. But while I love their energy, their penchant for unconditional love, and their undisputable cuteness, I recently discovered that there is such a thing as too much dog. When 5 huge dogs (including a Grand Pyrenees, a Mastiff-Rotteweiler mix, and a pitbull) get together, it can be overwhelming to say the least. And 3 nights of sleeping on a couch in the designated dog zone? Supremely chaotic, but you make do when visiting family. Need…

It's absolutely mind-boggling to think of all the tech-related advancements that have occurred over the last, oh, fifty years. And while we do poke fun at the technical abilities (or lack thereof) of the geriatrics in our lives, we've really got to hand it to them: There's been a lot to keep up with. While my 93-year-old grandmother impresses me with her knowledge of how to email, the truth is that there are definitely elderly people who are both more and less technologically advanced than she…

In California, rent would be $2500/month in this place

Best Actress 2024 is a cinch

I have a little bit of a bone to pick with Mr. Forrest Gump. In the film adaptation of the 1986 novel, the titular dimwit remarks that "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.” Um, false. While the banal sentiment may have been popular in the living room book clubs of suburban America, it simply doesn't fly. If life were like a box of chocolates, I'd definitely be having more fun. But it's not, and you know what? I do know what I'm going to get: A lot of bored…

Don't you DARE come for one of millennial's most beloved childhood heroes.

As a lover of science fiction and fantasy , I am always hesitant - or unwilling - to choose a favorite of the genres. Both have many merits, and, like, why should I have to choose between them? I feel just as excited by clanging sword fights, magic spells, and pastoral views as I am about dystopian cyberpunk futures with blue lights and noir themes. And thanks to kindles, video games, and all the streaming services, I can enjoy both at any given moment from the comfort of my couch. Though I may…

This can't be legal

The 'Barbie' movie posters are strange, fun and hilarious—they've also accidentally spawned a perfect new meme format.

Greetings, meme-lovers and meme-tolerators! We're knee-deep into Hump Day, the one day of the week when it's acceptable to openly complain about being only halfway to the weekend. Sorry, boss, I don't make the rules. Despite the fact that Wednesdays can be brutal, we're actually kinda vibing because we've got a gallery of memes that will make you forget all about your midweek woes. It's true that life can be tough, but if these funny pictures are any indicator, memes are the ultimate distractio…