They smell fantastic!

Ripe and ready

Welcome back, gamers

So selfish

Feeling bad

Ever since I was in high school, I've been obsessed with weird signs. My school had countless weird posters on the wall that were intended to motivate us, but all we did was make fun of them. The most iconic of them read this: 30 years from now, it won’t matter what shoes you wore, how your hair looked, or the jeans you bought. What will matter is what you learned and how you used it.

Karens rarely think before they throw a tantrum—often resulting in an epic backfire—and the star Karen of this redditor's story is no exception. For some reason, OP's backyard shed offended their Karen neighbor so much that she snitched on them to the city for supposedly building a shed that was larger than the permitted maximum. Not only did an inspector ensure them that their shed wasn't breaking any rules, they found out through the experience that they could build an even bigger, better she…

They're just the start

Better act fast, it's booked up through summer already

Dark humor at its finest

Yee Haw

I recently found myself surprised by some hot gossip from the celebrity-focused Deux Moi Instagram page. See, I don't seek this stuff out. You learn things when you're working on the Internet, things you'd never actually be interested in. The Deux Moi tips that Kardashian Frankenstein Kylie Jenner and actor Timothée Chalamet were dating definitely fall into that category, but I still raised my eyebrows. Alas, sometimes the Internet is right, and yesterday ET confirmed the relationship is, indee…

It's true that everyone needs to eat to survive. But, as many have noted before us, there are people who eat to live, and then there are the people who live to eat. People like me. In recent years it seems as though a third kind of person has popped up: someone who eats - or cooks - to watch the world burn. You see, these sorts of people are the ones making cringey food , well, a thing. Before the age of TikTok or Reddit, crimes against food were largely private. Now they're everywhere, being m…

Those crazy kids are at it again

Can I order a Ron Tea-sley?

Outrageous