An alternate universe

This week, I saw a tweet that perfectly encapsulates warning sign discourse. A millennial reposted a boomer meme that said the following: “If you think you are smarter than the previous generation…50 years ago the owners manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves. Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.” In response to this take, the millennia l captioned the meme with this. “Counter point: it only says that because the previous generation kept drinking the content…

True wordsmiths

We're getting there

A Prime batch of Amazon memes

Suit making, with a side order of insults

Happy Sunday, computer code obsessives! We're back, once again, for a calculated collection of preeminent programming memes ! Let's get into it. When the average, uninformed-on-the-field person thinks of an example of a successful programmer, their mind might immediately think of Steve Jobs or Mark Zuckerberg. For the former, come on. Steve Jobs wasn't a boots-on-the-ground programmer, he was the ideas guy and the face of the company. At least say, Wozniak! The latter, Zuckerberg, has, admitted…

Three chili peppers or bust

Mixed assumptions

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I don't really mind going to the doctor for a regular check-up. Of course, if I'm experiencing a specific issue or ailment, it's a little nerve-wracking. For the most part, I just sit in a waiting room, see a doctor, who checks me out, and tells me that I am of thoroughly average health. It's a straightforward routine and I'm lucky that it's been that standard for me. I do understand the fear and loathing of going to a hospital. Waiting in an emergency room…

Hoot hoot holler holler

The hot pink Motorola Razr flip phone walked so your flashy iPhone case could run.

Detailed

Have you ever fumbled an interview ? If you’re like me and most people, of course. It’s the worst part of the job search. Let’s talk about them. As a person who’s perpetually nervous and inarticulate, interviews are my worst nightmare. Even the most confident people I know still dread them. It’s the quickest way to squander your dream job. You could have sent an incredible resume and an immaculate cover letter, but the second you answer your biggest weakness as “I lie too much,” that opportunit…

I am, by every definition of the word, a city boy. I stayed in the city growing up. I can only recall a handful of times that I experienced non-commercial places of nature. Spending the day at a lake with the boys, fishing, and chilling, is one of my favorite once-in-awhile sort of occasions. Planning a camping trip for a weekend, hanging out with friends you haven't seen in a bit, using your rich friend's expensive fishing equipment? I love every second of it. So I definitely enjoy fishing, I'…

People spill the tea on their former employers.