Jennifer Garner lied to us! When you turn 30, you will no longer be flirty OR thriving

When I was about eleven I decided that I was going to focus on making friends instead of my schoolwork. Since Pre-K my mother had me attend certain classes in the higher grade because I was “gifted,” which didn't do me any favors socially. Being so separated from my peers was incredibly alienating as an already-awkward kid. Eventually, my parents had me switch schools after third grade to experience some sort of social normalcy. Unfortunately, I was bullied immediately as a newcomer. I just did…

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Nobody likes mimosas, it's just an excuse to start day drinking as early as possible

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Life is a Jenga game, and I'm gonna play it all night long

All you need is ambition, work ethic...and rich parents

Hey there Spiderman consumers! It’s an incredible time to be a fan of the webslinger. The past years have given us so much quality Spiderman content that it’s hard to keep up. So let’s talk about it! Just this month we got what, in my opinion, is the greatest Spiderman movie of all time, Across the Spider-Verse. We also got a nice extended gameplay featurette for the long-awaited sequel to the amazing 2018 Spider-Man game. October can’t come soon enough. And then on top of all that, we just got…

It's my belief that people take lemons for granted. Most stores, even the produce-phobic bodegas of Brooklyn , have a least a few to offer the acid-seeking individuals of the world. Lemons gussy up water. They add zip to salad dressings, their zest is crucial for many baked goods, and they taste good as hell in a cocktail. Lemons have inspired tired phrases (When life gives you lemons… ) and denigrating ones (when we're talking about disappointing people or things). Lemon-flavored things also g…

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He should lighten up

It's funny how certain words start to lose their meaning when they become popular in everyday usage. Words like “savage,” “insane,” and “psychotic” are regularly used to describe things that are, in fact, incredibly normal. It's definitely not savage to roast a friend in the group chat, it's not insane to send a text to your ex, and it's certainly not psychotic to finish a bag of Doritos. The word “unhinged” is veering pretty close to the same status. Once women on TikTok describe their ordinar…

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