Howdy y'all! Today I'm sharing this here collection of memes about cowboys . As a true blue cowboy myself, I reckon there's nothing more beautiful than the wild, wild west. From the dusty plains of West Texas to the rugged mountains and natural beauty of Montana, the cowboy way of life is a special one. You might be asking yerself, "What on Earth is a meme, and what the heck does it have to do with cowboys?" Well, partner, a meme is a funny little picture or video that spreads rapidly across th…

No waiting around

In my humble opinion, the best burger in the world is some variation of George Motz's Oklahoma fried onion smash burger. It's pretty simple. Oil and heat your skillet. Place a ball of 80/20 ground beef in the skillet and season with salt. Add a handful of finely sliced white onions on top of your ball. Smash the onions and beef into a thin patty and then leave it alone . Wait until the frilly edges go brown. Flip the patty. Lay a single slice of bullshit cheese on top (you know, those pre-wrapp…

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We live in a time where it seems like convenience is at the forefront of literally everything. Instead of taking a leisurely stroll to the farmer's market and taking in the sights and sounds of the neighborhood, people opt to use apps that will have another person do your shopping for you. Eating locally (and prohibitively expensively) never tasted so easy. Instead of spending your hard earned cash at local boutiques, book stores, and thrift shops when you need a gift for someone special - or s…

Does anyone know what the millennial doodle S thing is actually called? Like, seriously. We have no idea...

Memes from across the galaxy

Also, TikTok might be in trouble (again).

Don't you just love going to weddings to celebrate someone's love on the dance floor with copious drinks? It's the best! Just kidding, I feel terrible. What a weekend. After the rehearsal dinner, the family yoga, the cocktail hour, and then of course the whole weddings shebang, I'm feeling pretty damn rough. Maybe it has to do with aging - we just don't have it in us to enjoy ourselves at a bacchanalian nuptial celebration after working for an entire week. But maybe it's more of an existentia l…

They can't keep getting away with this!

Has anyone ever created a Dungeons & Dragons scenario based on memes? I reckon Memebase could take a stab at Dungeon Mastering. We'd probably call it something like, "The Legend of the Forgotten Meme." The players discover an ancient memelord deep in the wilderness who has been forgotten for centuries. Inside the memelord's lair, they find a powerful meme that could change the course of history. But they soon realize that they are not the only ones who know about the meme, and they must fend of…

As someone who does not have children (and will likely never have them) it's easy for me to laugh about certain aspects of parenting culture. Gender reveals are not only stupid but have proven to be deadly. Weekly and monthly photoshoots of babies seem, well, unnecessary to me. And then there's the whole referring to your kids age by month even when you can actually just say “he's four.” These habits have been ridiculed nearly to death, and frankly, the mockery is nearly boring. But every now a…

Counting down the seconds until Friday at 5PM

There are few things more dread-inducing than a sink or swim Chemistry exam. Chemistry is the ultimate weed-out class for basically all STEM majors at most American universities. It plagues students who are planning on studying subjects that have nothing to do with chemistry and stunts their GPA from the first semester. I was lucky enough to get out of college without having to take a Chemistry class, but most aren't so lucky. Freshman in college gets packed into a thousand-seat lecture hall li…

My favorite birds are Big Bird, Sam The Eagle, and Camila, the Chicken . Accuse me of liking muppets more than natural wildlife all you want; that true statement doesn't phase me. All muppets fans know that there are very few girl characters in the franchise. Even though she can't technically speak, I'm glad that the chicken that dates Gonzo is representing for the ladies. Sam The Eagle is an essential member of the Muppets company because he's decidedly ungoofy. This man means business and is…