20 Wacky and Witty Sentences From Poets of the Internet

Ally Perry

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Mom bans her 6-year-old son's friend from coming over for play dates because the friend is still not fully potty trained: 'He told me he needs me to wipe'

Emmy Pratt

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25 Memes For the Crack of Dawn

Emmy Pratt

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‘[Mom] said I have no sense of familial obligation’: Condescending parents bail on their daughter after a breakup, she's forced to live in her car for months, then refuses to pay for a vacation to Florida for a family reunion; fallout ensues

Jesse Kessenheimer

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33-year-old co-worker never had a proper school lunch, so working mom packs him the most wholesome millennial-nostalgic lunchbox: ‘He needs to heal his inner child’

Elna McHilderson

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'SHE IS NON-VERBAL, WHY ARE YOU LYING': Daycare teacher audio records her 3-year-old student speaking to prove she's not non-verbal, gets berated by the girl's mom and aunt

Emmy Pratt

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30 Memes to Dazzle and Amaze

Ally Perry

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16-year-old daughter roasts her dad after being given a frivolous driving instruction, wholesome bonding moment ensues: ‘He just laughed, called me a smart [aleck]’

Elna McHilderson

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23 Funniest Parenting Memes of the Week for Witty Moms and Dads Doing the Best They Can (April 26, 2025)

Elna McHilderson

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'This is my house, if you don't like my rules get out': Man defends kid and tells in-laws to leave after they publicly shame their 8-year-old for accidentally spilling a drink at family BBQ

Isabella Penn

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Entitled aunt demands her 22-year-old nephew share his $500 graduation gift with his dropout cousin, then Mom backs up his decision to refuse: 'Then maybe your kid should graduate first'

Jesse Kessenheimer

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The Funniest Animal Memes of the Week (April 26, 2025)

Emmy Pratt

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35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (April 26, 2025)

JR Atkinson

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25+ Funny Exercise Memes for Workout Inspo (April 26, 2025)

JR Atkinson

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'Submit your next report in hieroglyphics': 25+ Unethical workplace hacks for professional time-wasters

JR Atkinson

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Restaurant manager quits after owners propose halving salary from $1800 a week to $900: 'I have been working there 12 years, I ran their business'

Ally Perry

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