35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (September 13, 2025)

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25-year-old woman backs out of $550 music festival, expects friend to cover her half of the cost: 'She bailed last minute'

JR Atkinson

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18-year-old purchases laptop with own money, mom berates her for not consulting her first: 'I did my research on it'

Ally Perry

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‘Our parents used her phone to call me and say I'm awful for pulling away ‘: 18-year-old Kacie moves out, leaving Twin Katie spiraling to escape a lifetime of twin sameness

Etai Eshet

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'Me and my demon vibing': 30+ Mental health memes for a quick serotonin fix

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‘I paid once, I warned him, and I’m done being his permanent bailout’: Wife refuses to buy her chronically late husband another international ticket after he shows up 16 minutes before a nonrefundable flight, misses it, and demands a bailout

Etai Eshet

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‘The house is worth around $200,000. My uncle wants to buy my half for about $30,000…’: Wisconsin man inherits a house with his uncle, who tries to buy him out for 30% value by using 2002 prices

Etai Eshet

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29-year-old daughter refuses parents' demand to move in with her after dad loses his job, payback for years of them telling her she'd ‘never make it on her own’

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‘Mom raised three great kids… and then there’s you’: Brother uses mom's birthday toast to insult sibling, leading to sibling walking out of dinner, family takes brother's side

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25 Introvert Memes for Aficionados of the 'Irish Goodbye' (September 12, 2025)

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25+ Midwest Memes for Nice Folks Who Say Ope (September 12, 2025)

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Florist aunt agrees on $800 fee to arrange flowers for niece's wedding, gets offended when she won't pay an extra $300 gratuity: 'It all seems fishy'

Ally Perry

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Vegan husband refuses to carry grocery bags full of meat, eggs, and dairy into his house, forces his meat-eating wife to do it: 'How can you kiss someone who eats meat and can't touch the bag holding it?'

Emmy Pratt

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'We both know you're not going to do that, so you don't need to blow smoke': Company rejects candidate after interviewing him for 6 months, asks to put his picture on their website

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'No screens, 6AM wakeup, bus ride, the whole nine yards': Homeschool kid begs mom to let him try public school, she insists they do 'trial day' at home

Ally Perry

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Parents pressure 24-year-old lawyer to live at home and take care of her 4-year-old brother indefinitely: 'I feel obligated to rush home and help my parents.'

Emmy Pratt

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