The joys of retail

Don't lie to your doctor!

"Clean up, clean up, everybody do your share"

"Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come."

Everyone makes mistakes. Most of my past relationships fall into that category. While some mistakes can be funny, those errors in judgment resulted in zero laughs. We've said before that it's a bit unfair that when kids are stupid , it's cute and chuckleworthy - but when we are, it's just embarrassing. Turns out this goes for when they screw up names, too. For all the bungled introductions I've experienced (people always assume my name is actually Rihanna), none of the goofs have stuck. But kid…

One last gift

Maybe

If you're a PC gamer , then chances are that Valve's Steam is your desktop gaming client of choice. As a software, it's pretty reliable compared to some of its competitors, but the sheer breadth of Steam's inventory alone has made it stand out as the leading choice for PC gamers . It's no wonder that there are so many memes that reference the relatable quirks of being a Steam user. Whether you've got too many games in your library to choose from, or you've happily been playing Counter Strike si…

Love us a good display of stolen artifacts!

He's the real life Saul Goodman.

Happy Tuesday, Trekkies! It goes without saying, but the Star Trek universe has had one of the greatest impacts on internet meme culture out of all the big nerd franchises. In my opinion, it’s easily had THE greatest impact. Now, I didn’t grow up watching Star Trek. In fact, I had no idea exactly what it was for the longest time. It was just some vague, random space thing that I often conflated with Star Wars. But all that changed one day. It wasn’t my friends or family who introduced me to the…

I never thought I would be a cat person. My mom, a staunchly anti-cat dachshund lover, was not shy about her contempt for all felines. She'd recoil when neighborhood cats would come to her for affection, and loudly point out any time she got a whiff of disgusting cat piss. Basically, I was taught that cats are unfit for human companionship. While I enjoyed the company of my friends' feline pets, I never felt the connection. Fortunately, humans have the incredible ability to change their minds,…

Once upon a time in a land far away, there was a princess on TikTok...

It is Wednesday, my dudes. If you've spent any time on Reddit over the past few years, you're probably familiar with the inside joke, which originated in the r/me_irl subreddit. Frogs, toads, and Redditors aside, Wednesday is supposedly a day worth celebrating. But we don't really see it. Wednesday is a marker, a reminder that there's still half a week left of working - at least, that is, if you're a 9-5 office drone like we are here at Memebase. To celebrate “hump day” is to feed into the syst…

There's nothing worse than a slimy boss who thinks they're a good person because they pay a little more than minimum wage . Of course, some dirty bosses only pay minimum wage, but at least those people can't rub it in your face that they're allegedly good people; at least they feel a little bit of shame. Working a service job is awful, not only because the pay is usually terrible but because you're constantly being surveilled by your "superiors." Anything you do can and will be used against you…

It's meme time