To sleep, perchance to meme

The one thing in life you cannot control is the family you are born into. It's like playing Russian roulette; there's no guarantee that the grownups in your life are capable of raising you. The optimist in me wants to believe that no matter what obstacles parents face in life, they will always strive to give their children the best opportunities. The story that follows, however, challenges everything that I have ever claimed to have understood. The narrative below is an account of a beautiful b…

Meow

Siesta-ing my life away

Home barista-ing gone wrong

It was Twitter (Not X) for over half the year, so we're calling it Twitter, darn it!

Just five more minutes

All I want for Christmas is a to-scale replica of the Death Star

Somebody needs therapy, and it's not him

A special kind of funny

LED lights for the lord

Yawn

fresh pine, peppermint twist, and hot cocoa scented candles all szn long

Take your time

Bah humbug to the buzzkill

Memebase becomes the most popular website ever