And make it squeal!
It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Please, won't you be my neighbor?
Too good to be true?
With brine
Whatever happened to fun?
Feeling like a cold's coming on? Nothing vitameme C can't cure!
She should have thought that through
Carrying the lamp onwards
If you want something done, do it yourself
You snooze, you lose
Classic humor
Back to work
the fact I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I procrastinate
He doesn't know English yet
Memes that rip the space-time continuum
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