Welcome to this cozy 4 bedroom 3-and-a-half bathroom with dazzling mountain views, a walk-up pool, and several giant wax figures of female superheroes who come to life at night. Care to follow me to the dining room?
“This has truly driven [this nefarious aunt] away, which was the plan in the first place. Our trans niece makes for better company, so good riddance to one crappy sister!”