40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week

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Employee pretends to be British at work, gets caught out when office hires British temp: 'Who knows why he was pretending?'

Ally Perry

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Grandma refuses to babysit her 4 and 6-year-old grandchildren on Christmas, so her son and daughter-in-law can go to a football game: 'They want me to watch the kids from noon until they come to dinner.'

Emmy Pratt

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Girlfriend calls out boyfriend for crying and shivering while recounting female coworker's work struggles, says it's 'absurd': 'Anyone with even a shred of self awareness knows that it's a notoriously sexist culture'

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The Funniest Reddit Posts of the Week

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24-year-old girlfriend dumps 22-year-old boyfriend for losing 2 jobs in 6 months and living off her mom's money: 'He was fired because of his attendance.'

Emmy Pratt

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'Laughter is the best medicine': 25 Laughs That Will Guide You On Your Inner Journey to a Happy Brain (December 20, 2025)

Elna McHilderson

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White elephant participant ends up with 25 cans of green beans, is upset since he went over-budget for his gift: 'Try not to make someone as sad as I was opening my package last night'

JR Atkinson

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Family gives care home employees $100 each, manager flips out when worker refuses to give coworker without money $5 of her cash: ' don’t believe I should be financially responsible for a gift I didn’t organize'

Ally Perry

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35-year-old deliberately works on Christmas Day to avoid spending Christmas with his cruel father: 'I can finally have a Christmas that feels good and relaxed.'

Emmy Pratt

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Man accuses wife of overreacting when his mother mistakenly throws out her 7-year-old sourdough starter inherited from her grandmother, but apologizes, later tracking down more from a friend she once shared it with: 'Last tangible part of my grandmother'

Emma Saven

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‘I feel manipulated, she is competing with me’: 51-year-old Becky copies friend’s wedding plan and rushes her 2026 event to happen before, pushing 35 years of friendship to an end

Etai Eshet

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Pregnant stepmom on bed rest requests teen stepdaughters temporarily swap downstairs bedrooms with her to avoid stairs, but when they refuse, claiming it's a "hassle" to move, her husband defends them: 'Made me think I'm behaving like an evil stepmother'

Emma Saven

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Sister lies about brother being fired, so her brother exposes that she secretly flunked college and spent years pretending to have a degree during big family birthday: ‘[Even] her fiancé didn't know this’

Etai Eshet

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17-year-old's absentee father strictly forbids them from attending a concert, but the teen laughs and denies his authority: 'Now he wants to suddenly parent me during his twice-yearly visits?'

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Wife bans husband Jake’s nonstop backyard bro parties after strangers start showing up uninvited, leaving trash, and disturbing her sleep: ‘I told him I was done. No more big hangouts in our yard’

Etai Eshet

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