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Where I Have to Sit When I go to the Movies The Friend I Was Supposed To Sit Next To Some Giant Grandma Who Stands Up to Clap Every Time She Thinks A Part Of the Movie is Good Popcorn Cruncher A Guy With Six Piercings Some Texting-Obsessed Person Who Forgot to Turn off her rap ringtone Me A Bratty Little Girl who is Also a Seat Kicker A Mom Who thinks the Kicking Girl, Her Daughter, is Just a Darling Somebody Who Spilled Their Entire Thing of Refreshments

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Calm Yourself

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What Texting is Used For (According to the Media)

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I'm Sure It Can Wait

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Less Is More

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I Haven't Actually Loled For Years

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Where Do People Check Their Phones?

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Calculating the Efforts of Falling in Love in the Digital Age

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Better Call My Voicemail

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Back Away From the Phone

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Signs that you use your smart phone too much.

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I Meant PERFECTED

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My Weekend

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I'm Never Going to Get a Message Back From Batman

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I Waited an Hour For the Letter K?

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