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Plus They Ruined Apple Pie For Me

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Things My Roomates Talk About When Stoned

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Chances that the bad guy you just shot a bunch of times is really dead.

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Star Wars

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What movie characters are likely to say after lighting a stick of dynamite by mistake

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Division of money spent at movies.

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Movie Theaters... Freakishly tall guy Me Girl Twins Screen Ring, Ring! Hey can't talk now. Can I call you back? *Punch* STOP IT!!! Popcorn *Munch, Munch* Guy My Soda

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I Knew It...Wasn't You the Whole Time, Totally

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You Better Have Been Inspired

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Kiss Me (Silent But) Deadly

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What I Like About Twilight...

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Content of Transformers

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Because "Unite Our Bodies" Sounds Kinda Cheesy In Song

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The Many Happy Returns of Bruno

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Deja Vu

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Where I Have to Sit When I go to the Movies The Friend I Was Supposed To Sit Next To Some Giant Grandma Who Stands Up to Clap Every Time She Thinks A Part Of the Movie is Good Popcorn Cruncher A Guy With Six Piercings Some Texting-Obsessed Person Who Forgot to Turn off her rap ringtone Me A Bratty Little Girl who is Also a Seat Kicker A Mom Who thinks the Kicking Girl, Her Daughter, is Just a Darling Somebody Who Spilled Their Entire Thing of Refreshments

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