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A handy tool to help the modern day engineer/physicist/code monkey decode their female partner.

Okay, so, if you love your mom, this shouldn't be too hard, right? But what if you don't really get along with your mom, or you don't have much spare cash to spend? You can't just not get her something; she's put up with a lot of gross stuff from you over the years. Don't worry, we've got you covered. Sort of.