No Sense Crying Over Spilled Ink

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Actions taken with instruction manuals

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Locations of Tupperware Lids

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Where people with excellent grammar work

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Plenty of Undateable Fish

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Looks About Right

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You're Way Outside the Club's Comfort Zone

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Wal*Mart

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That's Why I Call Mine the Atlantic Ocean

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Chance I'll Get Caught by a Red Light

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Here's a Song I Wrote. It's Called 'Please Pay Attention to Me'

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Chances my roommate will be in the room with 10 friends dressed like characters from Harry Potter while playing Dungeons and Dragons with the theme song from Final Fantasy playing in the background

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Wasting Any of It Would Be an Affront to God

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It's Just a Jump to Left, and Then a Step to the Right...

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Staffed By Bruno, Vinny, and Angelo

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