I'm Too Cool to Write My Own Title

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Things I actually do when my parents aren't home

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Things Draco Malfoy says

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Where I Have to Sit When I go to the Movies The Friend I Was Supposed To Sit Next To Some Giant Grandma Who Stands Up to Clap Every Time She Thinks A Part Of the Movie is Good Popcorn Cruncher A Guy With Six Piercings Some Texting-Obsessed Person Who Forgot to Turn off her rap ringtone Me A Bratty Little Girl who is Also a Seat Kicker A Mom Who thinks the Kicking Girl, Her Daughter, is Just a Darling Somebody Who Spilled Their Entire Thing of Refreshments

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amount of paint in the brush

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Chances of Bumping Into Your Boss

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Those Poor Internetless Souls

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But Can They Really?

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Untitled

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Reasons Someone Buys a Hybrid

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Like a Soap Opera, But With Massive House Fires and Deadly Electrocutions

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Why I Don't Own a Blacklight

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At work!

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Audio Levels

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People Who Want Sarah Palin to Run for President in 2012

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