trolling

It's always nice to have a little fun when you end up on the receiving end of a weird wrong number text.

Yikes. This entitled musician had the audacity to ask a talented drummer to fly out from Germany on their own dime, and also play the commercial gig for free. When confronted on the absurdity of the "offer", the choosing beggar tries to play the lame "do it for the love of music" card. Yeah, the love is great and all, but people gotta eat, my dude. Clearly, there was no wiggle room in this guy's entitled little bubble. 

There's nothing that melts our hearts quite like a scammer getting their time wasted, after trying to waste someone else's time (and money). This particular scammer got taken on the kind of journey that we could only hope taught him a necessary lesson. And that lesson is to NOT be a scammer. They are the bane of everyone's existence. 

You did a beautiful thing, my dude. Keep up the good work. Nothing melts our hearts like seeing a scammer get their comeuppance. 

Man, these incompetent scammers just keep on coming right out of the woodwork. In this case, it sounds like the scammer was in way over their head from the start. On top of that, they'd clearly overplayed their scam to such a point that it was just going to be too easy to rightfully shut them down. Hence, the payment request and what we'd imagine was a very surprised and displeased scammer. 

This artist is the James Fridman (Photoshop Trolling Lord, see here) of trolling choosey beggars with sh*tty sketches. Sometimes you just gotta deal out those reality checks for free. These people got the responses they never asked nor paid for, but absolutely needed. Can't put a price on an A+ troll. 

The trolling game is strong. 

The frustration of clueless creepy dude in this scenario is PALPABLE. 

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the various ways that people managed to troll their bosses without actually breaking the rules. You've got to hand it to anyone that puts in the time and effort to troll someone, and manages to pull that trolling off while still playing things by the book. 

These people willingly submitted themselves to being brutally roasted on /r/roastme and their wishes were granted. 

These are some of the top roasts of the week from the subreddit, neatly condensed into this little thread. 

We absolutely love seeing scammers get owned while scammin', and this text exchange is one of the better ones we've seen in a while. This dude "Michael" plays along with an insanely obvious attempt at robbery, and the results are completely hilarious. He trolls the scammer so hard they end up begging him to stop wasting his time. Incredible.

Ladies, we've all been in a situation where a weird guy asks for digits and you just don't feel like dealing with the backlash of saying no to him. Without giving too much away, this guy got trolled HARD. We just hope that he was able to walk away from the situation and eventually laugh at it like a good sport.

Long-term investments with the sweet and satisfying payout of masterfully f**king with someone. What's not to love?