tinder

The emotionally stunted, albeit pun-inclined, ever inappropriate Tinder pickup fiends (see last week's batch here) are back at it again this week to keep us entertained and a little bit discouraged with the state of the modern dating climate. Wonder if any of these clowns got the anywhere after 'breaking the ice.' 

This is certainly one of the more aggressive dating stories we've come across in a while, but hey, leave it to Tinder to inspire some modern day madness.

At the very least they're best friends now. 

Why try when you can watch others fail!

Here's another journey down the rabbit hole of the madness that is Tinder

These might just trigger a serious case of FOMO when it comes to being a part of the wildly punny, ever ridiculous world of Tinder shenanigans. 

The one thing Tinder can guarantee you is smooth pickup lines and morally questionable banter. 

There are some things we assume are obvious not to publish on social media. For example, going into depth with your personal-life problems? Maybe talk to a shrink about that instead of vague-booking it. Alas, that common sense apparently doesn't exist for some people, but we're at least glad we can get some entertainment out of it!

At least these individuals aren't doing any false advertising. 

These Tinder moments will probably make you never want to go on another dating app again, and for good reason.