Hopefully this choosing beggar was faking it.

Well done, my dude.

Anyone who has been single in the last decade or so probably understands just how bleak Tinder can be. It's filled with strange, lonely people. Some prospective suitors are intensely creepy, and make your skin crawl. Others are try-hards who seem to have stalked your profile and are suddenly interested in all of your hobbies. If we're being real, though, 90% of Tinder exchanges are generally just boring. Once in a while, thanks to subreddits like r/tinder , we get to witness those strange and a…