Alabama Governor, Robert Bentley is getting his ass whooped by Monday and life and karma right now. He's facing impeachment/is expected to tender his resignation Wednesday after alleged sexts between him and former staffer were leaked by his wife. The report released last Friday also revealed Bentley would use his bodyguards to scare anyone who posed a threat to exposing his affair, into silence. What a damn misguided, immoral and unfaithful douchecanoe. Sounds like he got what was coming to him. Brace yourself for these 'sexts' too...it's almost like Bentley's trying to overcome the terrible nature of the affair itself, by supercharging everything with cringeworthy 'romantic' sentiments that might as well have strolled off a Nicolas Sparks book.
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Donald Trump's creepy baby picture surfaced on the internet, so of course it became a photoshop battle. Comb overs, tiny hands, references to Trump's hyperbolic speeches, we've got it all!
And when we say we got it all, we are excluding the tremendous Trump Memes, but we gotcha covered on that too.
What a day we have unfolding before us, and why not focus on what really matters right now. What is in the damn box?! For real. Minds near and far, 'mountain to mountain' are already running wild with creative inspiration on what could possibly have been in there. Outside the mystery gift, we're also enjoying the supremely cringeworthy performance that was the gift exchange. The grimace from Michelle Obama...very real.
Or don't, it's basically as you imagined it once you read the headline.
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There are two camps of people in this world: people who understand satire, and people who...don't.
The following facepalm-worthy posts exist solely as a reminder for you to always read up on the smallest amount of current events simply so you don't end up like these unfortunate people. RIP.
One does not simply become president, without generating some Trump memes.
15 Trump memes mixed in with about a dozen or so Trump GIFs -so as to cushion the impact some of these may have on our more sensitive readers. Whether you love him or hate him, you've gotta admit that Donald Trump is incredibly meme material.
"We'll build a Trump meme, and make the Memeians pay for it"
Need more Trump memes? There's an abundance of Trump memes available at your disposal, such as Trump's Space Force memes or Hilarious Trump Space force memes which was related to announcing that America will be militarizing space, or the awkward memes of Trump staring at a solar eclipse or Memes of Awkward Obama/Trump Interactions. Or wax nostalgic with photoshop memes of Trump's Executive Orders which were changed to look like a variety of hilarious scenarios that Trump has just signed. And for a simpler, more sophisticated laugh, try the Trump and Kim memes that really have a nice subtle nuance to their humor.
Donald Trump seems to be a magnet for being the subject of memes, and it really is not slowing down. Not much anyone can do to stop it so might as well sit back and laugh, regardless of where you stand politically
Brad and Dallas Woodhouse are brothers, but one is liberal and one is conservative.
This makes for some great TV (at least in terms of CSPAN programming). But what makes this clip even better is that their mother calls in to yell at them for fighting.
“Oh god, it’s mom,” said Dallas as the realization set in.
In the unplanned call, Joy begged her sons for some brotherly bipartisanship.
“I’m hoping you’ll have some of this out of your system when you come here for Christmas. I would really like a peaceful Christmas,” she said.
