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Having grown up with a last name that is often mocked for having components of phallic innuendo, I can relate to these poor souls a little bit. Like I can't even imagine what kind of verbal abuse they went through growing up. 

I like to imagine each of them lead lives similar to the Boy Named Sue.

From Ben Dover to Richard Johnson, and every name in between, some parents just didn't have enough forethought when they were choosing baby names, or they really didn't care that their kid was going to get bullied constantly. But either way, its the parents' fault. But if you thought these were bad, you should see how some of these people named their cats.

Get down with your bad self and check out these scandalous memes to whet your appetite. 

Need to Dirty up your Thursday? Keep reading

Memes for when you're feeling a little naughty. But before you get going, get your weekend that much closer with these Thursday memes all about bringing the weekend into your grasp. If this list doesn't satisfy your urges, check out this raunchy collection of memes, or these Sex Memes that everyone can relate to.

Confucius says: If you go to sleep with itching ass you wake up with stinky finger (he didn't actually say that). But I once had sex so spectacular that even the neighbors had a cigarette. #lifegoals

Need to cool off after all that heat? Check out some hilarious Thirsty Thursday memes or these savage Thursday memes to catch a breather.

Just be glad these weddings aren't yours. Or just take heart in the fact that yours was so banal. Anything is better than some of these!

Weddings bring out the absolute best in people. From Bridezillas to runaway grooms and all the way to crazy bridesmaids, weddings are a complete crapshoot. But these hilarious memes are a shoe in to have you rolling. 

Need an inordinate amount of scum and memery? Then look no further because this immense compilation will have even the dankest of the dank adding to their meme menagerie.

You've probably seen at least a few of the pictures of exotic locales with some of the craziest, and sometimes dangerous jellyfish in the world. But this monstrous specimen was found in the English Channel of all places, off of the coast of Cornwall. Better still, the jellyfish appeared out of the murk on the last day of Wild Ocean Week, which was a day to promote local fish species and understanding of the species living all around them, as well as to raise money for the Marine Conservation Society.

Want to spice it up a little in the bedroom? Trying to find that new position to drive that special someone crazy. Here's a thought: Try a book. BUT if you can't be bothered (If you read past this part I'm guessing this is true), some sexy, not-so-subtle, inappropriate memes is just as good. And while you're at it, speed your way into the weekend with these perfect Thursday memes and get your groove on while you're at it,

Raunchy Memes - Are you Wo(man) enough?

Memes are basically modern society's adaptation to the average person being incapable of stringing several words together to form a coherent sentence. So it only makes sense that we'd push that to the limit, and make the raunchiest, most inappropriate memes possible, because nothing exemplifies human progress than the ability to spend more than 30 seconds creating a picture with words.

Since we want to have something for everyone, for those that prefer, we also have some SAVAGELY inappropriate memes, but if you REALLY want some inappropriate memes, these brutally dark memes are about as inappropriate as it gets. 

Doggo memes make everything better, right? Because nothing can cure the doldrums and hell that is the dreaded work week. You are almost over the hump, so don't give up! Keep on pushing through, and first use these dogs as motivation, or just an escape from the monotony of the work day. Either or, we'll accept it. Have you ever noticed? Anything that could possibly go wrong often does - as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly. 

But all you can do is roll with the punches and hope you come out the other side alive and well, with a bit of your sanity in tact. And in order to do that, we recommend preparing for the week ahead of time, with these aptly made with this variety of work memes all about the struggle to make it through the week and the rise and fall of your motivation and mental health as it goes on.

Ok get ready for it internet. The zombie snail is back. After bursting onto the viral internet scene back in 2012, when National Geographic posted a video about the species. 2 years later, Wired did an article 2 years later on the natural phenomenon, dubbing these gastropods "Disco Zombies". They have taken the internet by storm, with Twitter blowing up with #nope hashtags after seeing the creepy crawly creature. 

Let's face it, the average person cannot place Kazakhstan on a map, even if you paid them. But apparently the hijinks that Russians are so famous for all over the internet, also extend to the former USSR's territories turned independent nation-states. This guy took being drunk at the zoo to a whole new level. Now I am sure most of us have at least dreamt about riding a wild safari animal. This guy clearly had a little too much liquid courage in him when he pulled this stunt off. The culprit wasn't caught, but police are searching for him with the intent to press charges. Check out all the juicy details from the stunt, find out how special this particular zoo is, and decide if you might have found your next vacation spot. The animals would sure appreciate it, but I would avoid trying to ride them..

These people didn't fail to get a laugh out of us when we were reading over these tweets. This truly is some Twitter comedy gold. The only unfortunate thing is the limit of characters. Some people deserve to let their crazy flag fly and let us enjoy their inane mutterings. So Cofefe your way through the day with these amazing funny tweets.

Sometimes the blinding thirst takes control and an otherwise socially acceptable conversation takes an aggressive nosedive for cringe-inducing, sex-crazed face-palm city. These people need to reassess their Tinder pickup strategy as soon as possible; or they can keep providing us a steady procession of what not to do when you want to keep the proverbial 'unmatch' from striking. 

Are you French? because Eiffel for you. Oui love horrible pick up lines here, and one of the best places for social ineptitude is the rash of dating apps that have exploded into app stores. They cater to practically every group and quirk to make sure there is something for everyone. But Tinder pickup lines can sometimes just be absolutely horrendous. Cringe isn't a strong enough word. More like violently shudder and try to shake off what those phrases did to me. 

Extra, extra read all about it! Another celebrity drinks alcohol and has fun. There's your story TMZ eat your heart out. Taylor Swift went out to celebrate her 10 VMA nominations, and had a blast when her new song came on, dancing and lip-syncing and looking like a complete drunk mess, but its Tay Swift, so its just cute instead of obnoxious. And with that many award nominations, if she wasn't partying that hard, we'd suspect something is up.

But this has also launched a new trending meme of her various freeze frame moves caught on camera. So sit back, relax and enjoy some of the best creations of the night to remember, and stay tuned for the next Swifty moment that is bound to come after the VMAs.

A number of websites have done articles all about the celebration and memes that have already done about it, and you can find them here:

1. Eonline
2. Buzzfeed
3. Elle

Nothing like some good old fashion funny cat memes to ease outta the BLAH zone. Cat memes were mankind's first example of artwork, first displayed on papyrus in Ancient Egypt. The truth is that the Egyptian deities man once worshiped were representations of the feline overlords and the meme lord who immortalized them. So all hail the cats and enjoy some of the funniest felines around. If looking for something more on the cute side, then these fantastic cute cats and precious kittens are just what the doctor ordered. Or perhaps a tone of humor a bit darker, with these 76 Cat memes That are LITERALLY the worst. Or, let's mix it up a bit and help us decide which of the top 10 breeds of cats are really the cutest, we can't do it without you. But if these are just too much for you, this movie gif  that sums up really how popular cats are.