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In case you couldn't see the sarcasm in the title: no, it's really not the most romantic proposal ever. In fact, it's probably one of the worst. You're welcome.

That's right: zookeeper Facebook pages. You heard it here first, people.

Keep talking like that and she'll throw out your fedora collection.

When Ms. Zalabak was sent this terrible tinder message, she did the only logical thing. She told on this slimeball to his mother.