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If you've ever tuned into Evangelical Christian television, you're already aware of its inherently cringey qualities. But today we're here to offer up some vintage Christian cringe that feels like something right out of HBO's The Righteous Gemstones. The video comes courtesy of Twitter user @RebekaDawn, and it's an incredible spectacle of awkward snapping, dramatic beats, and some seriously goofy choreography. We've included the video below, along with some more wince-worthy Christian rap and some of the more clever and incredulous reactions. Our next move? Probably practicing these dances in the mirror.

Apparently we're moving on from Hot Girl Summer and heading into "Christian Girl Autumn" now. Well, according to fashion and lifestyle blogger Caitlin Covington anyway. Covington tweeted a photo of her and a friend with the caption, "Hot Girl Summer is coming to an end, get ready for Christian Girl Autumn." 

The tweet inspired thousands of parodies, memes, and roasts about the stereotypes of basic Christian girls who love pumpkin spice lattes and over-sized scarves. 

A lot of these roasts make a whole lot of assumptions about Christian people that might not necessarily be true, but we found them to be pretty amusing regardless!

If you haven't heard (or understandably just don't give a crap), Kanye West has started preaching the Gospel in his newest album, Jesus is King. He's even given up swearing, and has vowed to change his old lyrics to cleaner versions. No, we're not joking. 

The album hasn't received the best reviews so far (apart from Donald Trump Jr.'s favorable remarks), but the song "Closed on Sunday" has gotten a fair amount of attention for its mock-worthy lyric, "closed on a Sunday, you're my Chick-Fil-A" in reference to the fast food chain's well-known Christian morals. 

Need we say anymore?