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A collection of the most blatantly dishonest excuses that people have encountered.

Lazy, Shameless, And Obviously Dishonest Excuses

Funny AskReddit post asking people moments they heard people saying stupid things | Suzanne_Marie 11335 points 4 hours ago locked my purse with my keys and cell phone my apartment went office ask maintenance let woman at desk said she would call maintenance and asked phone number they could reach at said there wasn't one because my cell phone locked my apartment. She insisted she needed number said could give her number but wouldn't be able answer if they called. She suggested get my phone out

17 Cringey Times People Witnessed Exquisite Foolishness

A collection of basic skills that people are completely terrible at.

Basic Skills People Are Completely Terrible At

A company assumes that an employee's being dishonest about their time logging, and employee proves otherwise.

Company Thinks Employee's Being Dishonest With Time Logging, Learns Otherwise

karen story former employee | r/MaliciousCompliance Join u/SumoNinja17 218d New hire misses MOST first three weeks work, then uses as reference L TL:DR neighbor/Karen takes advantage our company with outrageous claims, then uses us as reference get our point across with creative wording. Karen continues use us reference and clueless protected fellow business owners Let's call her Karen, just because fits. She came and applied job and looked at her resume and application realized she knew some

Lying Karen Uses Old Employer As Reference, Backfires Terribly

woman builds fence to keep neighbors out of pool | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/OnTheFencePoolGirl AITA building fence keep out my neighbors? Not hole Obligatory throwaway account. Earlier this year 26f) got an inheritance family member and godsend finally got move out and get my own place after living paycheck paycheck. MY DREAM PLACE could never get place like this without providence or cutting my way through corporate ladder with machete. But most important part

Woman Builds Fence to Keep Neighbors Out of Pool

Guy tricks mall thieves with deceptive holiday gift | r/ProRevenge u/Hypetents Christmas gift Grandpa know guy has done this every year more than decade started some dick broke into cab his truck and stole Christmas gifts he had bought at Mall. If remember correctly, he had make two trips and some jerk saw him go back into store and busted his window long time ago am not positive details original event.

Man Baits Mall Thieves With Tricky Christmas Gift

Boss rejects employee's PC upgrade request, so the employee maliciously complies | r/MaliciousCompliance Join u/Rhelyk 11h Won't get much needed PC upgrade properly do my job? OK make watch work XL run parts room at an independently owned auto body collision repair shop call owners Mr and Mrs Bossman do mostly insurance repairs and always have between 20 and 50 vehicles on-property various states repair, depending on busy are. Once estimate specific vehicle is approved my job is primarily order

Boss Denies Employee's Necessary PC Upgrade, Malicious Compliance Ensues

The dumbest things that people have ever heard. | tocanofd 9h S 1 Award sat next girl bio who got 40% on our first test. She seemed quite pleased and said now she only needed get 40% again have an average 80 O Reply 1 222

Dumbest Things People Have Ever Heard

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Neighbor gets hostile with Grandpa, so Grandpa teaches the neighbor a lesson | r/MaliciousCompliance u/[deleted 1y Join 1 3 3 Neighbor tells Gramps he should "mind his own damn business advice costs neighbor most his yard and car. L Gramps had just moved into retirement park with lot backed up county land nature preserve. His backyard basically non-existent, but he didn't mind as he got look out over preserve, however he did marvel at his next door neighbor's backyard extended good 8ft past his

Neighbor Gets Hostile With Gramps, Gramps Teaches Neighbor A Lesson

Guy continually bullies insurance company, and ends up learning his lesson | r/ProRevenge Join u/draconian1429 NEVER bully insurance company, or lose franchise Hello all. Excuse any poor grammar or spelling on mobile. TLDR at bottom This story comes friend mine, Sarah, and has been building almost 5 years until all came crashing down over last week few things note before get into Sarah works at an insurance company, dealing with massive nationwide delivery company her company

Man Repeatedly Bullies Insurance Company, Loses Everything

A collection of painfully obnoxious humble brags.

Obnoxious Humble Brags From Righteous Folks

Company won't hire an employee directly and they end up living to regret it.

Company Won't Hire Employee Directly, They Live To Regret It

Mom gets tricked into praising her kid's cooking skills | r/pettyrevenge u/ThrowRA-Barber Tricked my mom into finally admitting my cooking good been enrolled cooking school over year and my mom, she's never been supportive. Because dropped out nursing program get into cooking school. She's always making snide comments about should've been nurse or lawyer, or only ever be subservient housewife with this, and do make something, she always crizicizes Like she's Gordon Ramsay or something

Mom Gets Tricked Into Praising Kid's Cooking

A CEO doesn't understand how departments work so he brings in a Karen that messes it all up | r/MaliciousCompliance Join u/ACFF 1y CEO didn't understand my department did apparently L Update at bottom. Thanks so much up votes and silver, gold and platinum really didn't think this would take off like this. Some backstory general troubleshooter my company. My job involved lot travelling different clients support. My area work is Ontario, Canada (where am based out and some nearby States United

CEO Doesn't Understand What Departments Do, Karen Catastrophe Ensues