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According to owner John Bitmead, the car "takes petrol, has a tax disc, and can reach speeds of up to 70 mph."

Why? Reasons, of course!

So perfect, it hurts. Fair warning, there's a bit of NSFW-level language in this video.

Yo dawg I heard you like driving so we put an RC remote in your bus so you can drive while you drive!

For those of us who are unfamiliar with Greek mythology, Imgur user Skyscraper4ants explained the joke for everyone. 

Someone's gonna have a fun time

In light of the tragic events of May 20, 2013, when a massive tornado struck Moore, OK and killed at least 24 people, the Westboro Baptist Church, perpetually high in the standings for 'Worlds Biggest Scumbags,' made the website GodHatesOklahoma.com.

A hacker known only as The Jester wasn't having any of WBC's crap though. He stole the domain name right out of the church's hands, made the above image of Jesus flipping the birdy as the site's welcome screen, and redirects it after 5 seconds to this page.

Well done, Jester. Well. Done.