whatever

Preferrably Italian...

They're so good normally that they've got to dress up as old grandpas just to make things harder. Normally they'd just use Viagra for that.

I'm sure the guy at 1:15 is glad to have such a supportive friend...

"Hey bebbeh, wanna ride my sleigh tonight?"

Brian from whatever dresses up like a girl and tries to rush sororities.

It's the city of love after all!

"Hey, so uhh... wanna kiss?"

Did that guy really just do that?

Andrea from whatever dresses up like a bro and tries to rush fraternities.