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Funny tweets about X-men and superpowers, professor x, weird twitter, twitter meme | Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt Professor X: what's your super power? Me: impersonation Professor X: oh really? Professor X: yes Spooky Skoog @Skoog Professor X: what's your power? Me: super strength Professor X: that's great Me: but only when i'm really horny Professor X: oh? Me: [stares him directly in the eye while i lift an entire bookcase] Professor X: oh..

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tweets from the twitter user Cats Where They Shouldn't Be @catsnoplace of cats being in places that they shouldn't be thumbnail includes two pictures including a cat inside of a food dispenser and another of a cat sitting in a bird's nest as well as a screenshot of the name of the twitter user

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Funny SNL Writer is trolling Donald Trump on Twitter by responding to the President's tweets like they're having a personal conversation.

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