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Boss writes up employee for not working through lunch break despite automatically clocking them out every time: 'Going back 8 months, they've stolen roughly 60 hours of my time, almost $900'
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29-year-old unexpectedly hosts sister and brother-in-law for weekend, offends them claiming she'll kick them out for making noise with cutlery: 'From the start, they were entitled and disrespectful'
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'My university degree is useless and I'm 83k in debt': Sibling shuts down aunt’s lecture by standing up for sister who never went to college and admitting his degree never landed him a real job
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Tolkien Tuesday: The Best Lord of the Rings Memes This Week (October 7, 2025)
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9 and 11-year-old homeschoolers stay up until 4 AM running and screaming, mom only cares because they're keeping her up: 'I wouldn't care if they didn't keep me up too.'
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