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Employee leaves $52K job after 3 weeks for a $75K job, enrages manager, who tries to offer her $60K to stay
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Mom lies about son turning down Ivy League school to attend cheaper state school to his 17-year-old cousin: 'The real version is that I applied to a school I really wanted, got rejected, and ended up at a state university.'
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Company institutes layoffs for 4 years straight, employees who have held same job for 30 years complain that laid off coworkers are lazy: 'These people just don't want to work'
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Employee asks girlfriend to take son to school so he can start work early, dismisses her when she gets a warning about attendance from her boss
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