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AI user posts 'ChatGPT Wrapped', claims she's spent 99 days in 2025 speaking to artificial intelligence: 'The concept of sending a chatbot over 2000 messages a day'
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71-year-old manager refuses to retire, leaving 36-year-old employee of 5 years with no room to get a promotion: 'What am I supposed to do? Just wait until I’m 40 for my first promotion?'
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Traveler books a hostel expecting to meet new people but ends up in a chaotic dorm with loud guests, stolen items, and no rest in 24 hours: ‘I checked out early. No goodbye. No memories. Just exhaustion’
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Manager calls out employee for using phone while on lunchbreak in company cafeteria: 'That's not a professional look'
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Trespassing man "gifts" neighbor a fully mowed lawn without their knowledge, destroying homeowner's carefully cultivated ecosystem: 'Stay off our property'
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