Jesse Newton woke up to find his home covered in dog poop so he decided to share the hilarious details on Facebook. He even included a helpful diagram.
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Via @seahawks
@EAMaddenNFL #WeGotGot https://t.co/IPkKXAAgkM
— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks) July 22, 2015
Martin Shkreli, the hedge fund bro everyone's pissed at for jacking up the price of AIDs medication by 5000%, is actively involved with trolls on Twitter, including real American hero Erik of Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik.
Spoiler alert: Shkreli sounds like an idiot. And an a-hole.
A major corporation runs a campaign to let people on the internet be a little creative with their brand and said campaign fails spectacularly because people are awful. Sound familiar? It's a tale as old as time. Or at least as old as Wifi. This time the social media screw up is burger themed, YUM!
By Unknown
We all have that fear.
The fear that we have some random creeper following us around who mysteriously knows everything about us. The one whom you've never met in your life who, right after introducing themselves, proceeds to ask you why you like to have a hot pumpkin spice latte right after your Zumba class (seriously, a hot, rich, sweet drink like that after physical exercise? Ick!).
Jack Vale exploits that very fear, introducing himself to total strangers while knowing just a bit too much about them...
... okay, way too much about them.
There is a war going on between LaCroix fans and it's tearing friends, families, and even offices (Cheezburger) apart.
The obvious leader in this sparking water civil war is the Pamplemousse Facebook page. Mostly because Team Coconut seems to be stealing its rival's memes and Photoshopping coconut all over them.
*Team Coconut's legion of Facebook followers is hurting, even though most would argue that Coconut LaCroix has the superior flavor.
Are you Team Coconut or Team Pamplemousse?
