Jesse Newton woke up to find his home covered in dog poop so he decided to share the hilarious details on Facebook. He even included a helpful diagram.
Honestly doesn't matter if this one's fake or real, cause the trolling itself is nothing short of A+ work. Our social media justice warrior perfectly picked apart this mouthbreather's series of mindless, discouraging statuses beautifully. Take a look for yourself!
@EAMaddenNFL #WeGotGot https://t.co/IPkKXAAgkM
— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks) July 22, 2015
A major corporation runs a campaign to let people on the internet be a little creative with their brand and said campaign fails spectacularly because people are awful. Sound familiar? It's a tale as old as time. Or at least as old as Wifi. This time the social media screw up is burger themed, YUM!
We all have that fear.
The fear that we have some random creeper following us around who mysteriously knows everything about us. The one whom you've never met in your life who, right after introducing themselves, proceeds to ask you why you like to have a hot pumpkin spice latte right after your Zumba class (seriously, a hot, rich, sweet drink like that after physical exercise? Ick!).
Jack Vale exploits that very fear, introducing himself to total strangers while knowing just a bit too much about them...
... okay, way too much about them.
Martin Shkreli, the hedge fund bro everyone's pissed at for jacking up the price of AIDs medication by 5000%, is actively involved with trolls on Twitter, including real American hero Erik of Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik.
Spoiler alert: Shkreli sounds like an idiot. And an a-hole.
It's as if some people are truly born into this world with no shame. Take the guy who continually pestered the waitress about having an under-poured beer, was proven wrong, and then still had the shameless audacity to demand a refund from there. It takes a certain kind of nasty person to go out of their way to make someone working customer service detest their job more than they already (likely) do.