parody

Maybe someday they will act like people!

Toy stores about to be like:

So well, this is what it's come to huh? No, not actually; but it's only a matter of time before this laughable commentary on gettin' offended becomes a reality.

“From the color of your Starbucks cup to a lion being shot in Africa, don’t miss your chance to get offended today about an issue you didn’t know existed yesterday!”

Sh*t, indeed.  

I'm only getting my tutorials from MasterChiefin1 from now on.