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So well, this is what it's come to huh? No, not actually; but it's only a matter of time before this laughable commentary on gettin' offended becomes a reality.

“From the color of your Starbucks cup to a lion being shot in Africa, don’t miss your chance to get offended today about an issue you didn’t know existed yesterday!”

Sh*t, indeed.  

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Disclaimer: language is inappropriate for work and also this is voice actor Josh Robert Thompson reading as Morgan Freeman, but he's so damn good let's all just pretend it really is Morgan Freeman.

Oh celebs, you so funny

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So this is what he does in his downtime. That explains a lot, actually. Hope he doesn't try to trademark it.