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It Does Get All Soft and Squishy

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And Your Name is Stupid

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How to Pick Up Chicks

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Too Big to Fit On Earth

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The Lotion Is Probably Burning

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It's so Shiny. . .

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Can I Give It a Sniff?

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As Long As You Don't Use M&Ms

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If This Were True, Mine Would Be Huge

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Isn't That Where Glee Takes Place?

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I'd Rather It Grow Up

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What Was That Doing There?

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It's Really More of a Groan

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You Might Want to Get That Checked Out

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Life Is Like That Sometimes; It Gets Hard for No Reason

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Same Goes for Fast Cars

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