If you rearrange the letters in "I love Netflix," you get "I hate freedom!"
They spent literally dozens of dollars on research and development for this technology! Dozens!
Looking for something dark? I have something for you, something scarier than even the worst scary movies. Here is the tale of irresponsible children giving birth to more children. And as if it ended there, the lives of the subsequent children are ruined by 'swag' dads and moronic mothers who only care for themselves.