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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (November 27, 2025)
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Employee gets job at same company as childhood friend, gets offended when she refuses to mentor her: 'I told her it was not my job'
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17-year-old refuses to babysit out-of-the-blue for her entitled aunt, mom defends her teen daughter: '[My Aunt doesn't get] to decide what I do with my time.'
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Parents approaching retirement fund house 36-year-old daughter who never held a steady job, leaving her 29-year-old brother worried about inheriting the responsibility: ‘I have my own life’
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Homeowner refuses to pay ex-boyfriend back his portion of the mortgage after they broke up, claims it was basically rent: ‘You don't get rent back when you move out’
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