Jack Vale

WAY 2spoopy4me!

This is groundbreaking stuff, you guys.

Speak of which, we just broke ground on our new Cringe site! Hooray, sympathy awkwardness!

It's like they all have signs at the front of their stores/kiosks/tables etc. that say "mess with me!"

His marriage skills could use a serious lift up.

"We just met, but I already know everything about you..."

Have you heard of that? 'Cause I sure as hell haven't.

Run? Cry? Cry then run?

Or else you might end up in a Jack Vale prank video.

His next victim: Jesus, the unsuspecting baseball fan.